Let me start off by reminding both myself and you that I do truly love my husband. I believe that all husbands should come with 3 things: An owner's manual, a disclaimer similar to the Surgeon General's warning on cigarettes and a warranty for when you are sure that they are broken. I know a return policy would be too much to ask, but....just kidding!
Yesterday said husband comes in from what I am sure was a long, hot day at work. I would be very cranky if I had worked in the heat all day so I will give him that but I think that his mouth totally slipped his mind when he looked at me and said "Dottie, we need to work together on saving money, we need to hang the clothes out and not run the dryer". Immediately #2 and #4 of my bad habits below kicked in.....it was 90 plus degrees outside,I had a cranky Lilli, there WERE clothes hanging on the line, there were at least 400 socks in the dryer, I'm so not hanging those out one by one and there was a freaking storm brewing. Dottie's translation of work together : Dottie hang out the laundry, Dottie bring in the laundry, Dottie put the laundry away, Kurt throw the laundry on the floor after wearing and Dottie repeat the process. BLEH!!!
My hair is falling out.....all of my life my hair has shed but sometimes it is just alarming. Today while showering I ran my hands thru my hair while shampooing and a handful just came out, seriously a handful! If you wadded it up and made a ball it would be at least as big as a golf ball, I'm not kidding! Kurt swears that I am losing all of my hair but he has been saying this for 10 years and I am not bald yet, it drives him nuts to have my hair everywhere. You'd think that I would have thin hair at this rate but I don't, it's really fairly thick. I wonder if it is because it is longer and black that it is more noticable? Maybe it is just to annoy Kurt for his silly "Let's work together" comments......
Yesterday said husband comes in from what I am sure was a long, hot day at work. I would be very cranky if I had worked in the heat all day so I will give him that but I think that his mouth totally slipped his mind when he looked at me and said "Dottie, we need to work together on saving money, we need to hang the clothes out and not run the dryer". Immediately #2 and #4 of my bad habits below kicked in.....it was 90 plus degrees outside,I had a cranky Lilli, there WERE clothes hanging on the line, there were at least 400 socks in the dryer, I'm so not hanging those out one by one and there was a freaking storm brewing. Dottie's translation of work together : Dottie hang out the laundry, Dottie bring in the laundry, Dottie put the laundry away, Kurt throw the laundry on the floor after wearing and Dottie repeat the process. BLEH!!!
My hair is falling out.....all of my life my hair has shed but sometimes it is just alarming. Today while showering I ran my hands thru my hair while shampooing and a handful just came out, seriously a handful! If you wadded it up and made a ball it would be at least as big as a golf ball, I'm not kidding! Kurt swears that I am losing all of my hair but he has been saying this for 10 years and I am not bald yet, it drives him nuts to have my hair everywhere. You'd think that I would have thin hair at this rate but I don't, it's really fairly thick. I wonder if it is because it is longer and black that it is more noticable? Maybe it is just to annoy Kurt for his silly "Let's work together" comments......
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Ever since I had a baby my hair falls out in droves as well. I keep thinking one day I am going to wake and have nothing left up there! YIKES! Gee, I don't understand why you don't want to hang up 400 pairs of socks up outside all day long... that sounds like oh so much fun.... UGH, what was he thinking!! LOL
I might have exagerated the 400 socks thing but it sure seemed like it. No way was I hanging all of those out individually! LOL
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